Sunday, May 19, 2013

My thoughts about Girlfriends

Every girl I've had a crush on was dumb and/or was out of my league (especially in age).

Some of my peers (I won't name names) were or are obsessed with having girlfriends (like in middle school or high school).  In elementary school, having a boyfriend/girlfriend was "gross" around the kids my age.  Then in middle school, having a boyfriend/girlfriend was a sensational tabloid-like substance that circulated well around in gossip rings.  Apparently in high school having a boyfriend/girlfriend is pretty much normal - since teen parents are more common now than in the 1950s.

About those people that think you're "not cool" if you don't have a boy/girlfriend - I think that they are pretty crass.  It's not like I haven't met "my match" but I just think that I'm too different for any girl to like me.  (Although you might think that I'm wrong,) I feel comfortable enough to say that I won't want a wife when I grow up.  People say that if you don't, then you'll get lonely when you're old and that sort of crap.

It's not as if the ladies I was ever interested in were mentally challenged, but they were not my type (intellectually).  I mean, what kind of match up would a smart man and a dumb woman make?  A very bad one, I can only suppose.  I know that I am certainly not smart enough to enlighten a dumb woman or have a dumb woman have a life-changing epiphany.

So I think I've had it with "getting a girl."

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